Author: kenny howard

Chapter 74
The ballad of billy and Ali

They called him " billy the bender"
Not very politically correct
But when billy boy gave you one up the arse
It very near broke your neck

Billy had his own little flower shop
He could cater for any event
But straight young guys buying flowers
Made sure billy knew they weren't bent

Billy got married to a Turkish guy
Known as Ali the barber
They both sold up and moved to Hawaii
Somewhere near pearl harbour

Billy and Ali brought a large boat
And went fishing for sharks every day
Everyone loved the happy couple
Everyone knew they were gay

Enter a fat little nazi
Who hated everything even himself
Some say he looked like a gnome
Others said more like an elf

The nazi was out to burn our heroes
In an oven would be just fine
But billy boy got wind of this plan
The nazi talked when he drank to much wine

Our nazi needed a hair cut
Ali turned up on the day
Our fat little nazi was never seen again
What more do I need to say


And billy and Ali lived happily ever after ...,,,,


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