Author: kenny howard

Chapter 40
The chip shop my ex girlfriend and me

Told my girl
I was stuck in the chippy
She called me a liar
That made me feel shitty

She said she would batter me
When I got back
I said I was waiting for her
The pudding to turn black

"What's your point"
I pointed out
"I'm just getting you a takeaway
Please don't shout"

She screamed "your at it again
You piece of crap"
I replied
"I'm only waiting
For them to batter your back"

I said "the foods ready
And I'm coming home
I've just got to wipe
The gravy off my phone"

She said "don't forget
To fetch me back a coke"
I told her "not to worry
It's already in my coat "

Half way back
I stopped to light a spliff
The takeaway was coming up
Some arseholes got a whiff

I told my girl
"The muggers got the lot"
She didn't believe me
Said it was poppy cock

She said she was starving
From her purse she pulled a score
She told me to "go back
And get some fucking more"

I couldn't believe my luck
Back to the bookies I trotted
Making damn sure
By my girl I wasn't spotted

I bet the score
On a sure fine winner
I lost again
Out the door went dinner

I rang my girl
I begged her not to whip me
I told her some nutter
Had burnt down the chippy ....

Poem by Kenny Howard


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