Author: kenny howard

Chapter 34
Zero tolerance

Climbing out of anther pothole
Bitten by a rat when my wheelie bins parted
Prosecuted for calling myself a Yid
Evicted from my council house because I farted

Fined for drinking a shandy on the street
Fined for spitting from my mouth a fly
Fined for not looking down at the gutter
Fined for looking up at the sky

Told to fuck off by my local mp
Told to fuck off by my a and e
Told to fuck off by Starbucks cause I only drink tea
Told to fuck off for being me

I've had enough of this zero tolerance
It's bureaucracy on crack
I'm going over the hills and far far away
And I'm never coming back ......


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