Omegle Chat Log
Author: Joseph Scheiffer

Chapter 2
Log 2

Notice. It was a long log, so I didn't bother double spacing it. Sorry.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *breathing heavy*
Stranger: Hi! I'm Night Dash. Who are you?
You: Twilight Sparkle here!
Stranger: DEAR GOD ANOTHER BRONY.
You: :D
Stranger: Yes!
You: Hooray!
Stranger: Praise Celestia!
You: Praise! Peace in Equestria!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Huzzah!
Stranger: Hurrahh!
You: Yippee!
Stranger: Ok, enough with the cheering.
Stranger: Onto some real topics.
You: yeah :P
You: Hmm...
Stranger: Who's your favorite pony?
You: Well, I don't think I have any real favorite :P I like 'em all for different reasons XD
You: you?
Stranger: I agree. But I had to pick one, I'd probably pick Dashie.
You: Yes, she is epick :P
You: I made a rage meme with her as a template XD
Stranger: Thats 20% cooler than any other meme.
You: Exactly :P brb
Stranger: kk.
You: Well, I didn't have any good tools, but I doodled on the hair and the body XD
You: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/14/3dd192f0-bc90-45f6-bafb-8547694d7e35.jpg
Stranger: I had to type that out to copy it. T_T
You: lol XD That sucks about omegle
Stranger: Yeah. But I got it.
Stranger: Lol Nice.
You: yay :P
Stranger: I actually made a comic the other day. Ever heard of Brink?
You: sounds familiar
Stranger: Vidya game.
You: Hmm... Maybe, idk XD
Stranger: http://mrwolfox.deviantart.com/art/Brink-Nope-244431933?q=gallery%3Amrwolfox&qo=0
You: I am now watching ya :P
Stranger: Gasp! Thankies!
You: lol :P No prob!
Stranger: Watched back.
Stranger: Cause I'm a boss like that.
You: Yay :P
You: Watching me. Like a boss.
Stranger: Lurk harder.jpg
You: ?
Stranger: Nothing.
You: lol
You: Well, who's your fav. besides rainbow dash?
Stranger: Rarity.
You: Yeah. Elegance!
Stranger: Style!
You: Grace!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Yea!
Stranger: Ya!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Enough Exclamatory sentences.
You: lol
You: Hmm... Pinkie :P
Stranger: Is a physco.
You: lol.
You: She's like, never calm XD
Stranger: Never.
You: nope
Stranger: Your face when you realize Luna, Rarity, and Nightmare Moon have the same voice actor...
You: lol XD I thought they sounded similar
Stranger: I just found out.
You: lol. I found out when you just typed that :P
You: Let's see... Fluttershy.
Stranger: Oat thread.
Stranger: And Pinkie I think.
Stranger: Have the same voice actor.
You: I'm gonna check imdb later XD
Stranger: Imdb?
You: internet movie data base.
You: Also good for tv shows XD Actors and such
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: Ok.
You: Hmm...
You: So we already talked about rainbow dash, pinkie, and rarity. How 'bout Fluttershy?
Stranger: She's awesome.
You: yep :P
Stranger: Also, Beastmaster like a boss.
You: exactly XD And I liked her crazy side at the Grand Galloping Gala
Stranger: LOVE HER. LOVE HER NOW.
You: I WANT YOU ALL TO LOVE HER! LLLLOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE HHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
Stranger: OR SHE WILL GO ALL SKRILLEX AND KILL EVERYBODY.
You: BECAUSE SHE MUST BE LOVED!
Stranger: SIMPLY MUST.
You: ALL THE TIME.
Stranger: ALL DAY ERRYDAY
You: EVERY WEEK OF EVERY MONTHS
Stranger: OF EVERY YEAR
Stranger: OF EVERY LIFE
Stranger: OF ALL TIME
You: NO MATTER WHAT.
Stranger: NOT EVEN THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.
Stranger: Do ponies have periods?
Stranger: Oh well.
You: O.o
You: Quick google time XD
Stranger: I'm not gonna. I'd probably find some weird pics...
You: Horses go into an Estrous cycle. Not a menstrual cycle of humans.

In the mare, it is commonly divided into two periods for practical purposes. The follicular phase or estrus period of the cycle is the period during which the mare shows behavioral signs of estrus and finally ovulates. Mares in estrus usually urinate (winking) quite frequently when teased.
Stranger: Ah.
You: so now we know
Stranger: And Knowing is half the battle!
You: G.I. Joe!
Stranger: G.I. Pony Joe!
You: PO. NY. Joe!
Stranger: I see what you did there.
You: haha :>
Stranger: You clever pony.
You: but not as clever as twilight sparkle :P
Stranger: And no where near as clever as Derpy!
You: lol
Stranger: Never be as smart as Ditzy...
You: nope. never. *Bro hoof*
Stranger: *Bro Hoof*
You: So now onto Applejack
Stranger: Buck all day.
Stranger: Done. JK.
You: lol XD
You: gets things done
Stranger: Is obviously the best hillbilly ever.
You: obviously.
You: sloppy
Stranger: That too.
You: A tom.
Stranger: Incest, (NOT HATING, JUST SAYING) Huge family, Braeburn wasn't invited to the family reunion.
You: lol XD brb. gotta take my dog out
Stranger: Kk.
You: back
You: :>
Stranger: That was fast.
You: lol XD
Stranger: Ok lets see, AJ, Rarity, Dashie, Pinkie Pie, Flutter... Sparkle time.
You: yup. The scholar
Stranger: The Star Pupil.
You: The favorite
Stranger: She has a dragon as a mailbox.
Stranger: How cool is that?
You: exactly. She's badass XD
Stranger: And apparently, when you humanize her, she's black.
Stranger: Not that I hate blacks, I got no problem with them.
You: lol XD I'd just immediately dump purple-pink paint on her XD
Stranger: Lol.
You: lol
Stranger: OK, On to Celestia.
You: we still got the mailbox, spike XD
You: I think most people underrate him :P
Stranger: Oh well, he hasn't had his own episode.
You: I think they should give him one :P
Stranger: Season 2, go.
You: *Commences anticipating wait*
Stranger: Gotta wait till the fall.
You: I know... I want it to come, but I don't at the same time XD I hate school
Stranger: I'm about to go back.
Stranger: School sucks.
You: it does.
You: Ok, so NOW onto Celestia XD
Stranger: Tallest pony ever.
You: Has flowing rainbow mane
Stranger: Not really rainbow, but it always moves like a boss.
You: lol. Well, brighter happier colors :P
Stranger: Yeah.
You: yup
Stranger: Also, apparently really light, because parasprites can carry her.
You: lol. Even though she's the biggest one XD
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Big Mac might be the heaviest.
You: hmm... maybe
You: And Nightmare moon
You: The conflicting emotions, pilot episode baddie turned good
Stranger: Evil as anything, laughs funny, gets owned by a rainbow.
You: When I saw her get pwn3d by the rainbow, I literally said: taste the rainbow, bitch.
Stranger: TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER.
You: lol xD
Stranger: And then Luna. Adorable as anything.
You: lol. Honestly, I only had time to watch a few episodes. I've been watching when I could around camp :P I think I got eight or nine episodes in XD
Stranger: I've watched them all.
Stranger: ALL OF THEM.
Stranger: I have all of them on my phone, PS3, and Computer.
You: I was gonna get to it tonight :P Pullin' an all-nighter, watching MLP: Friendship is Magic
Stranger: So much fun.
You: yup :P
You: Hey, do you have xbox live?
Stranger: PSN.
You: sweet
You: add me: Dem0n-75-
You: it's a zero, fyi
Stranger: Alright, Let me write that down.
You: kay :P =^.^=
Stranger: Alright. What games ya got?
You: MW2, Black ops, NHL 11, skate 3, Uncharted 2, LBP 1 & 2, Fallout 3, GTA 4, AC: Brotherhood, Burnout: Paradise City.
You: I'm pretty sure I have a few more
You: But I'm too lazy to get up and go look
Stranger: I've got 4 of those.
You: nice
You: which ones?
Stranger: MW2 Bloops, LBP 1 & 2
You: awesome :D
Stranger: Yup.
You: Do ya have Steam?
Stranger: Yeah. Hardly ever get on. When I do, Its usually so I can finish downloading TF2
Stranger: But anyway, Just today, I went 25 - 2 on MW2
You: Awesome :D
You: Do you have Garrys Mod?
Stranger: Used to.
Stranger: Duno what happened to it.
You: aww. Well, if ya still have the same account, you can download it for free if ya bought it
Stranger: I've tried, said I didn't buy it. Duno what account I had it on either. Feels bad man.
You: That sucks :<
Stranger: Yeah.
You: How 'bout Minecraft?
Stranger: Nah. I'mma wait till the final comes out.
You: lol. I got the beta :P Plus it's cheaper XD
Stranger: Oh well. More stuff in the final, so its gonna be more.
You: lol. But if ya get it now, you'll get the same stuff, so it's cheaper for the same amount
You: And either way, we'd still have to wait for the game to finish
Stranger: Meh. Might ask.
You: Yay :P
You: Well, on Steam, I'm dem0n75
You: It's a zero again :P XD
Stranger: I guessed.
Stranger: So I'm guessing if you have steam, you probably have xfire?
You: xfire? XD
You: what's that?
Stranger: Gaming chat.
Stranger: Ingame chat, really.
You: lol
You: k
Stranger: SO UM MSTRKRFT Ever heard of them?
You: nope
You: Ever hear of Italo Brothers?
Stranger: Don't think so.
Stranger: Saw someone with Italo in there name on PC today.
You: lol
Stranger: Yeah. In my Omegle thread.
Stranger: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/36284798.html
You: nice. The italo brothers or a music group :P
You: oh wow XD I saw the one person rp as pinkie pie XD
Stranger: Yup.
You: lol XD
You: The special ingredient is flesh XD
Stranger: Fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
You: yummy for cupcakes!
Stranger: I hated Cupcakes and everything about it.
Stranger: I never want to see another cupcake in my life.
You: lol. Now, I gotta get used to the "Chan" thread format XD
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: I've been used to it, went to 4chan before discovering ponies.
You: Only been to 4chan like, twice XD
You: I'm used to Proboards :P
Stranger: Never heard of Proboards.
You: lol. It's a forum type thing :P
Stranger: I guessed.
You: I made several, and quite a few are used for RPing
You: here's the format. Well, besides the skin and such. The board & thread style
You: http://www.helldescent.proboards.com
Stranger: Ah.
You: yup...
Stranger: WELP.
You: QWOP
Stranger: Is awesome.
You: yup. So is GIRP
Stranger: Never played Girp.
You: aww. It feels confusing at times XD
Stranger: Ah.
You: yup...
You: Do ya have skype?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: shadowthedgehog
You: is epic
Stranger: There is no the, just a t in between shadow and hedgehog
Stranger: Yeah, I used to be a sonic Fanboy.
Stranger: Then I went Furry, and now I'm a brony.
Stranger: Brony Furry,
Stranger: .*
You: furry!
Stranger: Once a furry, always a furry.
You: =^-^=
Stranger: =3
You: A furry AND a brony! :D :3 =^-^=
Stranger: And occasionally a troll.
You: lol XD I counter-trolled someone today XD
Stranger: Nice.
You: They copy/pasted: [Omegle is required to inform you by federal law that the IP address belonging to the stranger you're speaking with now is that of a registered sex offender. We recommend you to not give out any type of personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: Thats not Copy pasta.
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Stranger: I got him today too.
Stranger: LOL.
You: lol XD
You: pedobear ftw
Stranger: Guy was probably like "Cry"
You: lol XD I have the Omegle session on one of my sites XD
Stranger: Awesome.
You: yup :P
You: here's my Omegle log I started today XD
You: http://www.worthyofpublishing.com/book.asp?book_ID=22103
Stranger: Lol'd.
You: lol
You: pedobear counter-trolls again!
Stranger: Well, its been fun talking to you, but I must be off. Add me on Skype, and I'll get on later.
You: wait, what's your skype again?
Stranger: shadowthedgehog
Stranger: Got it?
You: yup
You: Sent the request
Stranger: Alright. See ya around.
You: See ya. Fellow furry brony, out
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