WET PAINT
Author: kenny howard

Chapter 199
I can't take anymore apple strudel

I don't mind it once a week
sometimes even twice
i like it hot with custard
it can be rather nice
But every single day of the week
is pushing it a little bit
i told my wife Lisa
she said i was talking shit
she told me to shut up
and just keep eating it
Tomorrow i'm insisting on blackberry crumble
or chocolate ice cream instead
if i get apple strudel again
its going to end up on Lisa's head
Now if you think i'm a chauvinist pig
and should stop my pathetic bitching
i will do the fucking dessert myself
but Lisa won't let me in the kitchen ....

 

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