WET PAINT
GenrePoetry / Young Adult
Age Rating:R15
Submitted:Friday, 30 November 2012
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call them poems call them verse call them lyrics some are funny some are sad and some are damn right weird.
You will find within the verse many a story.
This is more than a collection of verse and more than an autobiography .
You may not enjoy all of them but i guarantee you will enjoy most of them.
Enjoy....
please feel free to leave a comment or ratings what ever comment you feel weather you like it or you don't i look forward to seeing your feedback.

 

List of chapters

Ch. 1 SPACE SWEEPING SOUL
Ch. 2 THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE IN BITS
Ch. 3 BALLS
Ch. 4 THE THIRD UNICORN
Ch. 5 OWLS BREATH
Ch. 6 LAST DIP
Ch. 7 GOD
Ch. 8 LUMINOUS MARBLES
Ch. 9 BRAIN BURST
Ch. 10 MODESTY
Ch. 11 SMOKIE'S LOVE LETTER
Ch. 12 BALLAD OF SWEET CHARLOTTE
Ch. 13 PLUTO (THE FAMILY BUDGIE)
Ch. 14 INTELLECTUAL CONTENT
Ch. 15 TOTTENHAM'S BURNING
Ch. 16 FLESHY ROBOTS
Ch. 17 SAID THE KNIFE TO THE SKIN
Ch. 18 THE DAY THE BLACK SHIRT'S CAME TO TOWN
Ch. 19 MY FIRST LOVE
Ch. 20 THE HUNT
Ch. 21 SORRY
Ch. 22 MY NEW UNDERPANTS
Ch. 23 THIS IS A WAR ONE
Ch. 24 TILLY'S SONG
Ch. 25 MOST
Ch. 26 VENUS
Ch. 27 THE BLACK KNIGHT
Ch. 28 MY SONG
Ch. 29 THE TEACHERS PET
Ch. 30 CONFESSION OF A HERO
Ch. 31 MUM AND DAD
Ch. 32 NO TITLE
Ch. 33 OUR SHIP
Ch. 34 OUR OWN MAKE (TAILOR MADE LOVE)
Ch. 35 KENNY JONNY AND KIRK'S SONG
Ch. 36 LOOKING DOWN ON THE SYCAMORE TREES
Ch. 37 DRINKING WITH DIABETES
Ch. 38 SAD
Ch. 39 BALLAD OF A LITTLE HOLE
Ch. 40 MY LIFE IS FULL OF BITS AND PIECES FRAGMENTS OF SOMETHING BROKEN
Ch. 41 RIVER PARK ROAD
Ch. 42 PEOPLE LIKE US
Ch. 43 WET PAINT
Ch. 44 THE SKY
Ch. 45 ROCK OF AGES
Ch. 46 BOB DYLAN
Ch. 47 THE MIDGET BLUES
Ch. 48 SHELLEY VIRGIN
Ch. 49 WANDSWORTH PRISON
Ch. 50 SERIAL KILLER
Ch. 51 FOR THE HOMELESS
Ch. 52 MY ROLE MODEL
Ch. 53 SPIDERS DOGS AND LIMOUSINES
Ch. 54 THE THERMOPYLAE PASS
Ch. 55 BUTCHER'S BREAK DOWN
Ch. 56 BLAGGER
Ch. 57 OVER THE GATE
Ch. 58 A UP AYE AYE (A SONG FOR SKEGNESS)
Ch. 59 SWEEPING UP AFTER CINDERELLA
Ch. 60 IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME
Ch. 61 MY BED
Ch. 62 WET CITY WALKING
Ch. 63 LUKE ALBERT ARMSTRONG
Ch. 64 FATHERLY ADVISE
Ch. 65 MY IDENTITY CRISES
Ch. 66 THE STAND
Ch. 67 RELIGION IN THE FAST LANE
Ch. 68 FALLING
Ch. 69 DON'T SHOOT THE SHUKER BOYS
Ch. 70 TWIN PEAKS
Ch. 71 BRIEF ENCOUNTER
Ch. 72 THE GHOST OF SMITHFIELD MARKET
Ch. 73 EDGAR
Ch. 74 THE TITANIC
Ch. 75 TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF
Ch. 76 CITIZEN CANE
Ch. 77 CASABLANCA
Ch. 78 DANGLING FROM THE STAIRS
Ch. 79 NEVER AGAIN
Ch. 80 THE WICKED LADY
Ch. 81 THE INCREDIBLE REBIRTH OF TIME
Ch. 82 TAKE MY ADVISE, DON'T
Ch. 83 BARGAIN HUNTER
Ch. 84 ALIEN
Ch. 85 GAY MARRIAGE
Ch. 86 FRACKING
Ch. 87 BUTTERFLIES
Ch. 88 OH TO BE BACK IN ENGLAND
Ch. 89 MADNESS
Ch. 90 THE URBAN WOLF
Ch. 91 EXPECTING AN UNHAPPY EVENT
Ch. 92 IT
Ch. 93 THE KILLING OF VINCENT VANGOGH
Ch. 94 WONDER WOMAN
Ch. 95 THE TIME I WAS ABDUCTED
Ch. 96 THE BLOB
Ch. 97 ALI BABA
Ch. 98 I DIDN'T TAKE HER PASSING WELL
Ch. 99 PROMISES
Ch. 100 KEEPING THE LIGHTS ON
Ch. 101 THE WISH
Ch. 102 SITTING ON THE EDGE OF THE BED
Ch. 103 LAST LETTER FROM AN UNWANTED GOLDFISH
Ch. 104 NOBODY GETS TO BE A COWBOY FOREVER
Ch. 105 THE GREAT PRETENDER
Ch. 106 THE WHISTLE BLOWER
Ch. 107 LOST
Ch. 108 THEY TARGET THE GENITALS
Ch. 109 REINCARNATION
Ch. 110 A LETTER TO THE POACHER
Ch. 111 THE BANK JOB
Ch. 112 WHERE'S MY DOG GONE
Ch. 113 JONNY REB
Ch. 114 THE ALAMO
Ch. 115 MY FIRST AND LAST HOLIDAY ABROAD WITH MY FRIENDS
Ch. 116 PLEASURING MYSELF
Ch. 117 THE SEEKER
Ch. 118 THE LAND OF THE WOBBLY PEOPLE
Ch. 119 THE BURNING OF THE BRUCE CASTLE PARK WITCH
Ch. 120 THE BLACK MUSEUM
Ch. 121 THE BIG FACE
Ch. 122 CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
Ch. 123 SELF HARMING (THE DIRECTORS CUT)
Ch. 124 A CUP OF LISA'S SOUP
Ch. 125 THE KILT
Ch. 126 SID THE YID
Ch. 127 FIVE MINUTES
Ch. 128 DAVID AND GOLIATH
Ch. 129 THE PLANE CRASH (FREE DELIVERY)
Ch. 130 SELF HARMING (NO 2 )
Ch. 131 SELF HARMING NO 3 (THE CLUB)
Ch. 132 NOSTRADAMUS
Ch. 133 MY NEMESIS IS ME
Ch. 134 DON'T BE A BOOMERANG
Ch. 135 THE RIFLE
Ch. 136 WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN
Ch. 137 THE LITTLE FELLA
Ch. 138 BRAINED
Ch. 139 THE MAN IN THE BLACK TRILBY HAT
Ch. 140 MY BABY
Ch. 141 JACK LIKES RABBITS
Ch. 142 BRIGHT RED MONKEY BUM
Ch. 143 RELEASE ART MAN (AKA CHARLES BRONSON)
Ch. 144 MR BELL
Ch. 145 MOVING FORWARD
Ch. 146 SET BRONSON FREE (AKA THE ART MAN )
Ch. 147 THE SUDDEN UNEXPECTED DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD
Ch. 148 I'M LUCKY I WAS BORN RICH
Ch. 149 VAMPIRES
Ch. 150 WALKING DEAD
Ch. 151 THE WEREWOLF OF CONINGSBY
Ch. 152 SHE SAID "GO FOR YOUR LIFE"
Ch. 153 DEAR READER
Ch. 154 COUNTING MY BLESSINGS
Ch. 155 MY GRANDMA'S EMPTY BOX
Ch. 156 SOMETHING ON MY MIND
Ch. 157 I WISH MY HEART HAD A BRAIN
Ch. 158 THE PROPERTY MARKET (WHEN YOUR OWN THE STREET LOOK AFTER YOUR FEET)
Ch. 159 MURDER
Ch. 160 LET CHARLES BRONSON OUT
Ch. 161 MY BONG
Ch. 162 TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
Ch. 163 I VOLUNTEERED TO FIGHT IN THE FALKLANDS WAR
Ch. 164 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Ch. 165 TONIGHT
Ch. 166 THE REAL MAN
Ch. 167 SUNSHINE ON THE SNOW
Ch. 168 I'M GONNA GET MYSELF A STREET NAME
Ch. 169 MY FIRST FLIGHT TO MARS
Ch. 170 KINKY BOOTS
Ch. 171 THE HIGH SPEED DEATH OF THE DALSTON BUM BANDIT
Ch. 172 THE CAMEL THE DONKEY AND ME
Ch. 173 I FLY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
Ch. 174 THE DEVIL OR THE DEEP BLUE SEA
Ch. 175 HERE IT COMES AGAIN
Ch. 176 SPARTACUS THE ROMANS AND ME
Ch. 177 GOING CRAZY
Ch. 178 WYATT HERP
Ch. 179 DO YOU REMEMBER
Ch. 180 THE PUSHER MAN AND THE MUG MUG
Ch. 181 I DON'T GET OUT MUCH
Ch. 182 YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION
Ch. 183 MY BIRTHDAY CAKE
Ch. 184 THE EXORCIST
Ch. 185 I FEEL SORRY FOR THE THING UNDER MY BED
Ch. 186 A CLOSE SHAVE
Ch. 187 A LITTLE VICE IS NICE
Ch. 188 KENNY HOWARD ON WRITING
Ch. 189 YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
Ch. 190 RETURN TO THE LAND OF THE WOBBLY PEOPLE
Ch. 191 UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
Ch. 192 I WAS ATTACKED IN THE EAST END OF LONDON (FOR LOOKING GAY)
Ch. 193 OLD M.S CAN'T DANCE
Ch. 194 ALL THE GODS AND ME
Ch. 195 COLORS
Ch. 196 A CHAT WITH MY DOCTOR
Ch. 197 THE DEVIL OLD ERNEST AND ME
Ch. 198 The day granddad got stuck in the arm chair
Ch. 199 I can't take anymore apple strudel
Ch. 200 Come Together
Ch. 201 How It's Got To Be
Ch. 202 I dream of a bucket
Ch. 203 A silly question
Ch. 204 For Winston
Ch. 205 Sleep talking
Ch. 206 How i lost my beloved chrome plated colt 45 revolver
Ch. 207 Polly's Dolly
Ch. 208 O What A Feeling
Ch. 209 The Satellite Digi Box Blues
Ch. 210 Olly The Astronaut
Ch. 211 Daisy, Jack And The Sack
Ch. 212 Levon Helm (1940-2012)
Ch. 213 Yes Doctor
Ch. 214 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Ch. 215 What Will You Say?
Ch. 216 Eleven Months After
Ch. 217 -LISA-
Ch. 218 Tilly's reply to a spirit that came through whilst Tilly was having a psychic re
Ch. 219 Coming Home
Ch. 220 Tilly's Relatives
Ch. 221 The Bore
Ch. 222 Cheap Police
Ch. 223 The night they raided Smokie's
Ch. 224 She just slipped away
Ch. 225 Happy pills with lashings and lashings of self pity
Ch. 226 God save the Queen
Ch. 227 Bedroom Talk
Ch. 228 My love of windows
Ch. 229 Don't go through life playing safe
Ch. 230 The other side
Ch. 231 Song for Kira (remember this day)
Ch. 232 Spencer's Song
Ch. 233 My One Man Caravan
Ch. 234 Waiting To Be Rescued
Ch. 235 How Could You Be So Stupid Ingrid
Ch. 236 The papers
Ch. 237 Mrs French
Ch. 238 Waiting for a bus
Ch. 239 BROTHER
Ch. 240 Guns are good
Ch. 241 Kenny's moon
Ch. 242 My wife Lisa doesn't understand me
Ch. 243 The mark of Cain
Ch. 244 Don't upset the wife
Ch. 245 Anybody seen my spliff ?
Ch. 246 On death
Ch. 247 LIGHT BULBS
Ch. 248 How to mend a broken heart
Ch. 249 Pigs
Ch. 250 Lucky Bastard's (for Sean)
Ch. 251 The warning
Ch. 252 Smiling hurts
Ch. 253 Too many dreams for one head
Ch. 254 Who are you
Ch. 255 Hope your not missing me already
Ch. 256 Copper
Ch. 257 The attention seeker
Ch. 258 THE KINGDOM OF KENNY
Ch. 259 THE WIDE SCREEN HIGH DEFENITION 3D BRIDE
Ch. 260 ONE SONG
Ch. 261 NO NEED FOR THE VET
Ch. 262 OPENING THE GATES
Ch. 263 THE STAND OUTS
Ch. 264 MY RIVER LEA
Ch. 265 NOT THERE PEOPLE
Ch. 266 THERE'S ALOT OF POLAR BEARS IN SKEGNESS
Ch. 267 PEARLS A MICRA
Ch. 268 THE PILGRIM
Ch. 269 SNEAK A PEAK
Ch. 270 Custer's last stand ( and mine)
Ch. 271 Total heroes
Ch. 272 Smoke free heaven
Ch. 273 Poets
Ch. 274 The over flow
Ch. 275 Inspired by Oscar Wilde
Ch. 276 Most get crushed
Ch. 277 Doesn't anybody live in a dream world anymore
Ch. 278 The cockerel and the cannon
Ch. 279 I'm a hut nut
Ch. 280 Sexy food
Ch. 281 The Bossa Nova the Christmas tree and me
Ch. 282 Columbo
Ch. 283 Every Saturday night
Ch. 284 Eating out
Ch. 284 Eating out
Ch. 285 Like a mouse in Amsterdam
Ch. 286 One little turtle
Ch. 287 Walking Tottenham high road
Ch. 288 The church of Kenny
Ch. 289 Hash (my first copy)
Ch. 290 Welcome the bullets
Ch. 291 Stuck in the Punjab
Ch. 292 Kenny in blunder-land
Ch. 293 Shocked at being blocked
Ch. 294 Tight in Tunisia
Ch. 295 He kills monkeys
Ch. 296 Gun play
Ch. 297 Too many yesterdays
Ch. 298 The arsonist
Ch. 299 The Russians are coming
Ch. 300 Cocaine cowboy

Comments

 
Legionz Sunday, 3 July 2016
A simplistic couplets poem. However, this rhyming scheme is much more than meets the eye. The use of first and second person is interesting. For the mystery second person can only be inferred as greed itself. And which culture represents greed? My only query is returning. Why return? Is it even relevant to return? Returning is essentially a cliche whether a verse in a song or a fairytale ending of an epic saga; it's nothing more than a redundancy, with the objective to seek closeure. All-in-all, I rather enjoyed this simple poem.
 
Stuart Lewsey Evans Tuesday, 7 January 2014
I really like this and look forward to reading more of your work. I am new to this site so thank you for sharing your work!
 
Laurice Watson Saturday, 3 August 2013
Nice.
 
Bartimeaus Thursday, 16 May 2013
wow i mean i didn't read all of them..ive only gone upto 27 but there is some real depth to your poems.Well some of them. Poems like balls and the third unicorn were humorous but there is a depth in them too isn't there?But reading through so many poems is a menial task that no idiot would do..So consider writing less poems under more chapters..I also noticed the rhyming scheme huh?good what you did there.Not smooth but good nonetheless.But seriously writing in capital just destroys the worth of captiliazed words.If you did realize that you can use that.And you might bring try different genre with every passing poem. Yeah freedom and the world is a great topic but repetation sometimes really dulls it.Other than this, its all pretty good stuff.Definately gonna rate this high.
 
kenny howard Saturday, 12 January 2013
really good

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