ElzLOL
Member since Saturday, 12 December 2009
Country: United Kingdom

Dearest international and marvy chummly wummlies,

I am writing this in my bed of pain under the sheets of life. I have exhausted myself writing all these tip-top fabnosity stories for you to read that I had to have a little lie down in the style of Marilyn Monroe with a cigarette and a cup of tea (More like a mug of hot chocolate and a bananna). After the fiasco with BexJump and her bollocks 'Life as Me' story, I had to take an aspirin and cry for a week. (Not really, but it's always nice to exaggerate these things to make your life a little more interesting)

You know I luuurrrve you all, but don't get too excited-only in a friendly-even-though-I've-never-met-you-you-can-still-be-my-international-chum way.
ElzLOL

P.S. ashleighlouise is my other chum who is also full of fabnosity. I command you to read her stories (They are the future)

P.P.S. BexJump is a not-friendly-friend. Read her stories at your own risk.

P.P.P.S. If you have a BexJump in your life, EAT HER, it's the only thing to do.

P.P.P.P.S. And remember, He who laughs last laughs the laughingest xxx :DDDD

List of books

In the sequel to 'The Story of Cool People' follow Eileen, Ella, Chris, Sam and Paul for the second most craziest ride of their lives!!
Humour
 
15
Who knew that a perfectly ordinary day at school could end up being this insane?
Humour
 
13
About two things I was absolutely positive. First, Dabin was an Asian. And second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood.
Humour
 
7