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Member since Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Country: United States

Hello people of the world. Thanks for clicking on my name!
I used to have a bunch of names of books up here, but then I took them down. So... yeah.
Well, now it's awkward.

PIE!! Pie makes everything better. 8D

Umm, a little about me is that I love to read and write, though I think I'm a little better at the reading part.
Uh... jeez. I'm always terrible at describing myself.
So here, 5 words that describe me will be easier than me rambling on about my life story:
Funny, random, human, short, ninja, world domination.
Oh. That was seven. Oh, well. Too late now.
Yup. That's me in a nutshell. Which is a weird thing to say. I mean, why would I ever be in a nutshell? That's just silly.
What would be awesome is if I fell down a rabbit hole, met an alligator named Jeff who gave me some lotion, and then I was like "Dude, why you giving me lotion?"
Jeff: "Cause, I'm an alligator."
Me: "Oh. Okay."
Then I'd put on the lotion, and shrink, and then Jeff would be all, "Ha! I tricked you, and now you're small!!"
And then I'd form a secret alliance with the hedgehogs, and we'd go mug Jeff, and steal his wallet.
But it wasn't a wallet, it was a WALNUT!
So then I'd crawl inside of it (naturally...) and find out it's a spaceship walnut! And then I'd drive it around town, and create an army of squirrels, and I'D TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

... I think there was something about me being in a nutshell somewhere in there.
Anyway...
Wait. What was I even talking about?


I want to make a huge shout out to an amazing person whom I met on this site! Lizzi, not only are you an incredibly, mind blowing, talented writer, you are also an amazing friend! I am so glad I was able to get to know you! You're a truly wonderful person, I feel honored to have met you.
LOVE YA GIRL!!!!! =D

Also, go read Kaisa Moore's, Allie Smith's, and Rachel's books, for the simple fact that they are awesome!!

I would really appreciate it if you checked out my books! Constructive criticism is always welcome, I'm constantly looking for ways to improve my books!

If you want me to read your story, just message me and I'll get around to it! And please check out my books as well, I'm not that great, but I would love any feedback!


Thanks again for reading =3 and remember
Love, Peace, and Penguins!!



92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said breathing wasn't cool.
Put this on your "About The Author" if you would be among the other 8% LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF!

List of books

Poetry & short stories about my life, others lives, and the world around us.
Short Stories
 
6
She thought it was just another day, boy was she wrong.
Short Stories
 
2
Under Serious Construction!!!
Romance
 
1
Laura's world is turned upside down, when a serial killer takes her husband as his next victim. Now she's determined to find this monster and put him in jail, with the help of some unlikely heroes.
Thriller
 
1
Obsession is a dangerous thing, Pamela Hansen learned the hard way when Neil Canfield can't keep away from her.
Thriller
 
1
"The ink flows onto the page, curling up, and then cascading back down, twirling, and dancing on the smooth snow-white sheet."
Short Stories
 
1